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Seamus
Born October 30th, 2005
Residence Avalon Acres Farms, Sullivan, OH
Parents scott creemens (dad), leslie creemens (mom)
Obsessions Team Fortress 2, Angry Birds, Half Life, BonziWORLD (no matter how many times he denies it), furry porn
Works BonziWORLD Revived, some shitty "exposal" document, and uhhhh.....
Aliases ItzCrazyScout/ICS, ItIsNotACrazyScout, Seamusmario 55/Seamusmario/SM55, QuartiezTheScoutMan76, Daisreich, DiesOfRays, FAGOTS, "Special Boy", Damien, TechGuyNum2005, TechyFrom2005, THIS PROJECT IS BEHH
>You are BANNED FOREVER for deleting my CP STASH!!!
AAAAACK!!!

Seamus (real name: Seamus/Siobhan⚧ Kendrick Cremeens, rebranded to TechGuyNum2005 and later TechyFrom2005 or simply Techy, also known as ItzCrazyScout and abbreviated as ICS and nicknamed as shameus, Shitmus, and Seamass) is the BonziWORLD community's biggest lolcow. He is an 18-year-old American autistic, bipolar, pedophilic, selfish, egomaniac faggot and manchild (and also tranny) with a god complex and a deceased transgender brother. He used to work on a shitty BonziWORLD server known as BonziWORLD Revived until his mom got tired of shit and forced him to shut it down for good.

He has a cult/inner circlejerk compising of suspiciously underage logofags and Mario MSAgent OC fetishists who will sound the fucking alarms once you call out their precious papa for his retardations and then brutally DESTROY you with some fucking VideoEditBot slop with your name proudly flashing in the video (what they consider 'humorous').

Criticizing him is not recommended if you don't want his circlejerk to attack you, as this involves people like donutscout flooding your DMs with child porn (donutscout no longer dickrides Seamus & supposedly quit their pedophilic behaviour aswell). But if you're fully armed, then go ahead and charge at the fucker from all directions and watch as he writes up a 30-tweet thread crying about how his life is so HORRIBAL because you called him a troony hippo fag.

History

Before 2020

  • October 30th 2005: Seamus is shat out of Leslie's box and started his journey of failures.
  • 2015: Seamus starts out as a typical retard ObjectFag youtuber with a throbbing boner for logo effects. Not much else is known and no one cares.
  • December 2018: Seamus breaks up with his former lover Losky and then proceeds to call him a groomer with no evidence to back it; makes numerous false sob-stories about being molested by him.
  • July 2019: Seamus makes some irrelevant video on BonziWORLD shutting down and ended up notifiying like 4 people of the new re-run bonzi.dega.io (precursor to bonzi.world). Seamus admits that his god complex starts here.
  • October 7th 2019: Seamus destroys bonzi.dega.io with shitty viruses to make gnomes migrate to his awful website.
  • November 2nd 2019: Likely the first time Seamus get doxxed by someone other than Losky (implying thats actually true and not Seamus's sob bs). The doxxer was MeatBallGaming, a (now) 21-year-old furfag fetish artist who used to be in good relations with Seamus (how unexpected).

2020

  • January: Seamus pounds the previously popular BonziWORLD server uranohoshi.in in the ass with raids and threats; forcing it to shut down.
  • April 30th/May 1st: Seamus declares jihad on the Computernewb Wiki (CollabVM) after he gets his wiki raped for using their graphics (which just about shows Seamus's originality). Is only able to win because of Ziggy.
  • June: first signs of bipolar faggotry show when Seamus fully bans the word "fag" using his dead troon bro as the reason, despite him having been dead for almost 3 years by then. Ironically before that, Seamus made very frequent use of the word "fag".
  • August 1st: Seamus revives BWR for the upteenth time and partners with OnuteWORLD and BonziWORLD FE (back then considered to be the most retard thing to do).
  • August 5th: Seamus rats on Ziggy and gets him banned from a server. "He harassed my good friend Diogo Mendes" —Seamus, right after Diogo groomed a child.
  • October 2nd: Seamus quits his first bipolar episode.

2021

  • March: Seamus breaks up with DanielTR due to Seamus having a billion kiddies on his Discord friendslist (which he loves).
  • April: Seamus mostly resides in a Losky gossip GC where he and other supposed grooming victims circlejerk about how much they hate him.
  • May 13th: Seamus becomes bipolar for the 829047289579th time (and for the 2nd major time), and gets truly doxxed for the first time (including his face, which he leaked himself).
  • June 1st: Seamus identifies as Asexual for priDEMONth, likely to get Twitter dicksucking but also to have one more insult to throw at his TRANSFOBIX ACEPHOBIC NAZI CRITICS
  • July 2nd: Seamus sends his TMAFE tranny drone army after Ziggy and Crypt.
  • July 3rd: Seamus pussies out once TMAFAY retreats. Second bipolar episode is over.
  • October: After Arda's IP gets leaked, Seamus makes some shitty TF2 meme with his IP on it.

2022

  • March: Seamus makes a "Dramatic Page" on TMAFE wiki that blatantly copies the ED style albeit "PC" for most part. This is not important but something to look towards when Seamus tries to shitsmear this wiki for VERY SLIGHTLY™ resembling ED.
  • May 19th: Seamus shuts down BWR yet again.
  • June: Seamus loses a server war between his then rival (later sextoy) Cosmic Xploitz
  • October: Seamus gets salty over a small server called bonzi.ga at its infancy, getting one member. Diogo moving there caused all the other children to move too. Seamus then gets his domains raped first by his beloved TMAFE, then by Fune.
  • November: Seamus favs and retweets lewd furries on Twatter, gives his enemies deadly ammunition. Also Seamus breaks up with DanielTR for the third time.
  • December: Seamus sinks in popularity; declares war on bonzi.ga.

2023

  • January 4th: Seamus gets the bonzi.ga domain taken down, and in return gets ALL his domains and replits raped, bundled with a free DDOS.
  • January 5th: Seamus declares BWR dead once again.
  • February 25th: Seamus writes a half-assed document to once again unsuccessfully EXPOOOOOS the bad users of Warshit, starting the Doc Wars.
  • March: Seamus rebrands BWR to BonziWORLD "Community Edition".
  • June 8th: Seamus manually raids BonziPEDIA and gets banned in 0.00000000000002 seconds.
  • June 9th: Seamus' IP is found in BonziPEDIA's edit logs. His site gets MOICed into oblivion like it was when he used replit to host it.
  • June 30th: Seamus ragequits once again due to "ADHD", lies about his promise to never hang around children again (he shouldn't anyway given he's on his way to the sex offender registry)
  • July 19th: Seamus ragequits even further and deletes everything on his youtube channel except for his half-assed exposal "series".
  • August 2nd: Seamus reportfags bonziworld.org, the new bonzi.lol domain, and gets it taken down by tricking support teams into thinking he is the official owner of BonziWORLD. The domain is returned after Seamus is exposed for simply hosting a copy of bonziworld.org and having the AUDACITY to pretend his is legally official.
  • August 3rd: Seamus yet again revives his failed BWR wiki on miraheze. Gets it raped.
  • August 8th: Seamus shits out yet another textwall on his front page. He goes on to "spy" on Warsaw and replaces his textwall with another textwall, causing Warsaw staff to publish troon-destroying announcements, once again forcing Seamus to write another paragraph. This goes on back-and-forth until "The Shaker that Salted Seamuses Axe Wound" is released and announced. It mindbroke seamus so hard he ALMOST pussied out entirely.
  • November 6th: Seamus goes into hiding, claiming he "no longer owns BWR". It was very quickly found out by Fune that this "new owner" was actually Seamus; with Seamass abandoning this LARP not soon after.
  • December 1st: First year anniversary of BW.org winning over BWR. Seamus still hadn't ended the retarded war with bonziworld.org and was still coping by trying (and failing) to regain his userbase.
  • December 24 through 27th: Seamus releases a shit ton of ragesharts on his login bubble
  • December 28th: Seamus's parents are contacted by Niggapoop and later Fune, who force Seamus into shutting down BWR, ending a conflict that has been ongoing for over a year. Seamus then rebrands.

2024

  • Febuary 17th: seamus gets his dick leaked (or rather posted himself, deleted, and saved at the last minute) what makes this different from all the other times he sent his dick to his grooming victims is that seamus was 18 at the time, making it legal to own.
  • Febuary 19th: an ebolAIDS bunker filled with Haglets, pedophiles, and cremeens himself called "project poyo offical" is leaked. causing seamus to say "fxxk you" and leave. following this the leakers/trolls gangrape PB123windows.
  • February 20th: Seamus reopens some dead BWR FANDOM wiki he shat out a year earlier.
  • March 16th: Seamus finds out Warshitter found out about his wiki. Donutscout rapes the wiki in an attempt to redeem himself to warshitters.
  • March 17th: Seamus revives BWR... YET AGAIN! Does so under the domain bonkey.world. Expect another phonecall to Momma Cremeens. Also, in the same day, the fight between Fune and Seamus stopped.
  • April 12th: Seamus revives BWR.......... FOR THE FUCKING FOURTH TIME![1] Hopefully another call from Momma Cremeens comes again! He currently rebranded it as BonziCHAT.
  • May 28th: he gossips about catie to qtopia. the image is lost (it was provided by Kevonz), but it was basically seamus telling him how catie was an ''ex-diogofriend'' (wtf how do you even come up with such term?) & that he was pathethic for forcing diogo to do stuff. not only that, says that he has a piss fetish aswell.
  • June 14th: He shits out the BW community's laughing stock, Forbidden Meme Website.
  • June 15th: Seamus goes on a mental breakdown, with each day him providing us with some laughingstock community posts bawwing about the bw & its community. a few days pass & it got him so deep to the point he BAWWWLEETED his channel as a whole. perhaps one of the only few rare W's he's pulled.
  • August 5th: Seamus got "annoyed" by le ebil BeehersWerid, which makes him decide to leave the wiki that FMW originated from, and especially, FMW baleeted by the admins of the very wiki. FMW:R also got affected by this, resulting it to be baleeted.
  • August 11th: Seamus becomes transgender, and dates Kern3l. Now goes by the name ''Siobhan'' (Proof)

Response to the Wiki

Seamus noticed his pedophile friends being called out on the wiki. As a response, he mentioned it on his poorly formatted google doc, called it "the 3489247892th ED clone" (despite himself making 500 ED clones to cry about Losky and DanielTR), and then chimped out the community once again. Now the current BWR link leads to some shitty windows video. As with most retarded things he does, this will forever be a part of his history and he will never get to live it down.

On June 9th, 2023, Seamus tried raiding this wiki but got doxxed yet again instead.

BonziWORLD Revived

Main article: BonziWORLD Revived

BonziWORLD Revived (BWR for short, a.k.a.: ShitnziFUCK Unrevived, ShitnziFUCK Poopvived, ShitnziFUCK Fuckvived, ShitnziFUCK Revived or CremeensWORLD Fuckvived) is Seamus Cremeens' magnum opus. It was a port-forwarded bloated clusterfuck which grabbed IPs and had terrible vomit-inducing features no one asked for. Seamus loved to spam advertise this horribly made abomination on bonziworld.org. BWR was usually devoid of any life: a complete desert similar to erik's server minus erik's 3 bots that said nothing and sat on the server constantly. BWR ran at 2 frames per minute (and that is if you have a quantum computer) and was filled to the brim with absolutely horrid custom colors and chars with irrelevant MSAgents and fucking BFDI characters. If you stayed there longer than a minute without dying of AIDS you would see the server crash!

When it comes to the server's code, it's just as horrible as you'd expect. Seamus was incapable of patching ANYTHING properly without making his website unusable. In fact, to prevent LE JAVASKRPTE, Seamus settled on disabling the shortcut and CHECKING FOR THE HORIZONAL RESOLUTION FOR DEVTOOLS! This also meant people couldn't use BWR on mobile since most devices had lower horizontal resolution then the limit Seamus set it to.

BWR is now (hopefully, as he could by a new domain without his mother knowing )permadead after his mom finally got tired of his shit and forced him to shut it down for good.

The grooming of Losky

Losky was Seamus' most notable victim. Violently groomed by the monster Seamus Cremeens. After Seamus got Losky's nudes, he ran off and proceeded to spread bullshit about how Losky groomed HIM (an utter lie). He attempted to doxx Losky several times for good measure to make sure Losky didn't spill the beans, but Losky eventually called the police on Seamus which got his electronics taken away and searched. Seamus disguised this as another one of his 500 quittings, but this one was longer. Of course, he got away since the nudes were all stored on some cloud drive, and got his shit back so he could continue to harass Losky. The story hasn't ended as to this day Seamus threatens Losky every chance he gets.

Things Seamus is bipolar over

Seamass Cremeens is unable to hold opinions on anything; he typically changes his opinions every week or two. These are all the things Seamus can't decide whether or not he loves or hates:

Post-BWR Seamus

After being forced to shut down BWR for good by his mother Leslie, Mr. Seamus rebranded his account to "TechGuyNum2005" (later changed to "TechyFrom2005") and moved to YouTube; where he continued crying about BonziWORLD, Warsaw and "MUH BW NAHTZEES!!!" on his community tab until he completely wiped it on February 18, 2024. He also says that he will block people that refer to him by his past names (does this sound similar to how trannies bitch about being "deadnamed"?).

And yes, he's still making the same retarded GoAnimate BFDI videos he made back when he owned BWR. Autism; autism never changes.

on march 17th. he revived BWR for the 99999999th time, however. niggapoop emailed leslie again, so expect the same thing that happened to his shitnzifuck.coo domain.

Seamus' Gnomes

The trio that runs the Seamus community.

As expected for a groomer, many children worship him and many other groomers co-groom with him. Since most of his gnome slaves aren't relevant enough to have their own articles, any notable Seamus gnomes will be subsections of this. The small irrelevant gnomes will be all fit into one subsection.

Cosmic (Kelvin Frederick Walker)

Main article: Cosmic

A retarded skid who used to inject BW servers with broken JavaScript from Pastebin. After 6 hours of non stop spam advertising on bonziworld.org, he killed off the BonziWORLD Revived memberbase, since he drove its reputation into the ground.

He no longer dickrides Seamus, and occasionally contributes to this very wiki under the handle "CosmicStar98".

Donutscout (Weirdexistence)

Main article: Donutscout

A degenerate and pedophile who goes by 500 names, so only the 2 notable ones were mentioned. He is well known for saying he would rather fuck a child than a word overuser. He also has an obsession with Remote Desktops, because 1/10 of everything he writes involves SSH or something else related to remotely accessing servers. You can often see him saying "ONG LOHG ONTO THES SRVER XDDD 420.69.69.69:42069 NOT IP GRABBER!!". Logging onto the remote server, of course, leaks your IP.

He no longer dickrides Seamus,, nor Chace dickrided him, and currently edits this very wiki under the handle "MommyMilk". His Discord handle is donutscou_t. (abandoned). Instead, his current one is piglinhog.

Chace (ItzCrazyChace)

Main article: ChaceTheGod

A 14-year-old North-American lolcow from Madison, MN, who formerly made two shitty retarded servers nobody cared about, and a former fan of BonziWORLD Revived. However, he switched sides from seamus to fune. He's now a fan of bonziworld.org instead.

All the other kooks

Main article: Semitic Docen
The user portrayed in this page is a member of the Second Generation of the Docenith Order.
This means they're a Old Docen.
  • Semitic Docen / Kyra / Menokouity - A jewish sperg who orbits Seamus and never really attacked anything in his name; besides warsaw, which he orchestrated raids for under nymph's name (frostbite would be the one spamming in them, though). To this day it is known that he lives off sucking seamus' ample boson and sucking his cock for clout and attention that he lost when the cp superultramysterious skid group he formed part of collapsed. He occassionally spreads child porn on warsaw or PWNSEC, but he no longer goes under the name of semitic, now he's called kyra for some reason. He also hates muslims. He has been seen in PWNSEC, under the name of Menokouity, going by an "anti degeneracy!!" personality, failtrolling and eventually ending up sending child scat porn to members dms. He has also been seen in minor Halagetworld server like ones owned by Misoneme.
  • Unbojih (a.k.a. Unbozojih)- A German squeaker that's probably some brown immigrant given his very ungerman name (if that is his real name). Only known for being a whiny annoying nigger who wanks to SM64 Beta ROM hacks and the very real ARGs surrounding them. Seamus has this aggressive hate-boner for him for little reason and hate-grooms him all day as a result. Unbojih was a random kiddie retard until his dump of a server was bombed and he was forced to assimilate to Seamus's rape cult.
  • PB123Windows - A 14-year old Moroccan spaz who's also very intimidating and would LARP as an intellectual to PWN others. In reality he's absolutely retarded and on-and-off again annoying as FUCK. Faps to MSAgent and has a generic MSAgent Object cube recolor profile picture.
  • Glitch56/77GRANDDAD - A child who wanks to 7 Grand Dad. Thinks you can inject Memz into someone's PC via fucking Teamviewer. Pretty much irrelevant except for his ownership of Another BonziWORLD, something that had even more colorfucks than BWR.

See also

External links

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