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Seamus

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Seamus
Born October 30th, 2005
Residence Avalon Acres Farm, Sullivan, Ohio
Parents Scott Cremeens (father), Leslie Cremeens (mother)
Obsessions Touhou, Team Fortress 2, Angry Birds, Half Life, BonziWORLD (no matter how many times he denies it), Garry's Mod, Left 4 Dead, Roblox, Minecraft, Scratch, Furry Porn
Works BonziWORLD Revived, some shitty "exposal" document, and uhhhh.....
Aliases ItzCrazyScout/ICS, ItIsNotACrazyScout, Seamusmario 55/Seamusmario/SM55, QuartiezTheScoutMan76, Daisreich, DiesOfRays, FAGOTS, "Special Boy", Damien, TechGuyNum2005, TechyFrom2005, THIS PROJECT IS BEHH , PCUser013, siobhan_saoirse
>You are BANNED FOREVER for deleting my CP STASH!!!
AAAAACK!!!

Seamus (real name: Seamus/Siobhan⚧ Kendrick Cremeens, rebranded to TechGuyNum2005 and later TechyFrom2005 or simply Techy, also known as ItzCrazyScout and abbreviated as ICS and nicknamed as shameus, Shitmus, and Seamass) is the BonziWORLD community's biggest lolcow. He is an 18-year-old American autistic, bipolar, pedophilic, selfish, egomaniac faggot and manchild (and also tranny) with a god complex and a deceased transgender brother. He used to work on a shitty BonziWORLD server known as BonziWORLD Revived until his mom got tired of shit and forced him to shut it down for good.

He has a cult/inner circlejerk compising of suspiciously underage logofags and Mario MSAgent OC fetishists who will sound the fucking alarms once you call out their precious papa for his retardations and then brutally DESTROY you with some fucking VideoEditBot slop with your name proudly flashing in the video (what they consider 'humorous').

Criticizing him is not recommended if you don't want his circlejerk to attack you, as this involves people like donutscout flooding your DMs with child porn (donutscout no longer dickrides Seamus & supposedly quit their pedophilic behaviour aswell). But if you're fully armed, then go ahead and charge at the fucker from all directions and watch as he writes up a 30-tweet thread crying about how his life is so HORRIBAL because you called him a troony hippo fag.

History

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Response to the Wiki

Seamus noticed his pedophile friends being called out on the wiki. As a response, he mentioned it on his poorly formatted google doc, called it "the 3489247892th ED clone" (despite himself making 500 ED clones to cry about Losky and DanielTR), and then chimped out the community once again. Now the current BWR link leads to some shitty windows video. As with most retarded things he does, this will forever be a part of his history and he will never get to live it down.

On June 9th, 2023, Seamus tried raiding this wiki but got doxxed yet again instead.

BonziWORLD Revived

Main article: BonziWORLD Revived

BonziWORLD Revived (BWR for short) is Seamus Cremeens' magnum opus. It was a port-forwarded bloated clusterfuck which grabbed IPs and had terrible vomit-inducing features no one asked for. Seamus loved to spam advertise this horribly made abomination on bonziworld.org. BWR was usually devoid of any life: a complete desert similar to erik's server minus erik's 3 bots that said nothing and sat on the server constantly. BWR ran at 2 frames per minute (and that is if you have a quantum computer) and was filled to the brim with absolutely horrid custom colors and chars with irrelevant MSAgents and fucking BFDI characters. If you stayed there longer than a minute without dying of AIDS you would see the server crash!

When it comes to the server's code, it's just as horrible as you'd expect. Seamus was incapable of patching ANYTHING properly without making his website unusable. In fact, to prevent LE JAVASKRPTE, Seamus settled on disabling the shortcut and CHECKING FOR THE HORIZONAL RESOLUTION FOR DEVTOOLS! This also meant people couldn't use BWR on mobile since most devices had lower horizontal resolution then the limit Seamus set it to.

BWR is now (hopefully, as he could by a new domain without his mother knowing) permadead after his mom finally got tired of his shit and forced him to shut it down for good.

Things Seamus is bipolar over

Seamass Cremeens is unable to hold opinions on anything; he typically changes his opinions every week or two. These are all the things Seamus can't decide whether or not he loves or hates:

  • BonziWORLD and his shitty bloated fork of it, and even BonziWORLD II
  • TMAFE - one second he'll call them faggots, then another second later he'll try to get help from them whenever people milk him or his inner circle of groomers and grooming victims.
  • Diogo - Seamus shares striking similarities to the king of BonziWORLD lolcows himself, Diogo; and this includes things such as fapping to inflation art of underage characters, having SEVERE autism, never showing a sign of self-awareness, trooning out at one point or another, the list goes on and on and on. Because of this, Seamus never seems to make up his mind on him.

Post-BWR Seamus

After being forced to shut down BWR for good by his mother Leslie, Mr(s). Seamus rebranded his account to "TechGuyNum2005" (later changed to "TechyFrom2005", and later yet to "Siobhan_Saoirse" after the trooning) and moved to YouTube; where he continued crying about BonziWORLD, Warsaw and "MUH BW NAHTZEES!!!" on his community tab until he completely wiped it on February 18, 2024. He also says that he will block people that refer to him by his past names (does this sound similar to how trannies bitch about being "deadnamed"?) Funnily enough, Seamus deems it perfectly okay if he calls you a past name, wrongly thinking people without terminal autism care about such things.

And yes, he's still making the same retarded GoAnimate BFDI videos he made back when he owned BWR. Autism; autism never changes.

On March 17th, 2024, he revived BWR for the 99999999th time. However, niggapoop emailed leslie again, so expect the same thing that happened to his shitnzifuck.co domain.

Seamus' Gnomes

The trio that runs the Seamus community.

As expected for a groomer, many children worship him and many other groomers co-groom with him. Since most of his gnome slaves aren't relevant enough to have their own articles, any notable Seamus gnomes will be subsections of this. The small irrelevant gnomes will be all fit into one subsection.

Cosmic (Kelvin Frederick Walker)

Main article: Cosmic

A retarded skid who used to inject BW servers with broken JavaScript from Pastebin. After 6 hours of non stop spam advertising on bonziworld.org, he killed off the BonziWORLD Revived memberbase, since he drove its reputation into the ground.

He no longer dickrides Seamus, and occasionally contributes to this very wiki under the handle "CosmicStar98".

Donutscout (Weirdexistence)

Main article: Donutscout

A degenerate and pedophile who goes by 500 names, so only the 2 notable ones were mentioned. He is well known for saying he would rather fuck a child than a word overuser.

He no longer dickrides Seamus,, nor Chace dickrided him, and currently edits this very wiki under the handle "MommyMilk". His Discord handle is donutscou_t. (abandoned). Instead, his current one is piglinhog.

Chace (ItzCrazyChace)

Main article: ChaceTheGod

A 14-year-old North-American lolcow from Madison, MN, who formerly made two shitty retarded servers nobody cared about, and a former fan of BonziWORLD Revived. However, he switched sides from seamus to fune. He's now a fan of bonziworld.org instead.

All the other kooks

Main article: Semitic Docen
The user portrayed in this page is a member of the Second Generation of the Docenith Order.
This means they're a Old Docen.
  • Semitic Docen / Kyra / Menokouity - A jewish sperg who orbits Seamus and never really attacked anything in his name; besides warsaw, which he orchestrated raids for under nymph's name (frostbite would be the one spamming in them, though). To this day it is known that he lives off sucking seamus' ample boson and sucking his cock for clout and attention that he lost when the cp superultramysterious skid group he formed part of collapsed. He occassionally spreads child porn on warsaw or PWNSEC, but he no longer goes under the name of semitic, now he's called kyra for some reason. He also hates muslims. He has been seen in PWNSEC, under the name of Menokouity, going by an "anti degeneracy!!" personality, failtrolling and eventually ending up sending child scat porn to members dms. He has also been seen in minor Halagetworld server like ones owned by Misoneme.
  • Unbojih (a.k.a. Unbozojih)- A German squeaker that's probably some brown immigrant given his very ungerman name (if that is his real name). Only known for being a whiny annoying nigger who wanks to SM64 Beta ROM hacks and the very real ARGs surrounding them. Seamus has this aggressive hate-boner for him for little reason and hate-grooms him all day as a result. Unbojih was a random kiddie retard until his dump of a server was bombed and he was forced to assimilate to Seamus's rape cult.
  • PB123Windows - A 14-year old Moroccan spaz who's also very "intimidating" and would LARP as an intellectual to PWN others. In reality he's absolutely retarded and on-and-off again annoying as FUCK. Faps to MSAgent and had a generic MSAgent Object cube recolor profile picture until he changed it to Niko.
  • Glitch56/77GRANDDAD - Some russian kid who wanks off to 7 Grand Dad. Thinks you can inject MEMZ into someone's PC via fucking TeamViewer. Pretty much irrelevant except for his ownership of Another BonziWORLD, something that had even more colorfucks than BWR.
  • JEVILOGEN/grimagikoopa - Another autistic spaz and a semi-lolcow that Jabba used to milk relentlessly. He's only known for making autistic tard-rage meltdown videos about being called muhhh deadnamezzz. Formerly part of Seamus's groombox until he escaped.

See also

External links

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